David L. Doom

I'm David Doom, I live in St. Peters, Mo. quite possibly one of the most ordinary towns (I mean we can't even call ourselves a city) in Missouri(also known as Misery to the locals). I love the fantasy genre, from Brandon Mull to Christopher Paolini, but I will read any book I can get my hands on. I love to learn(I blame my parents) and was born fluently speaking two languages: Sarcasm and Sass(to the disapproval of my parents. But, if I did everything my parents told me to do I would be Nerdiness incarnate(my worst fear). I write poetry(don't judge), fanfiction(don't  judge) , and other original stories, especially ones based off of fairy tales or legends(don't judge). As mentioned before I welcome criticism(that was sarcasm, it's hard to be sarcastic while typing(tear))and I want YOUR feedback. But keep it civilized, k?  So, please leave criticism, suggestions, and comments whenever you feel like it(and even when you don't, because I will find you, and I will force you to look at a picture of my best friend's face when he forgets to put his makeup on, for 3 seconds straight. I'll be surprised if your eyeballs do not melt out of your skull by then). In conclusion I leave you with this disclaimer: BE warned, extreme awesomeness detected in this vicinity. Proceed at your own risk.

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Ƭнαт gιяƖ уσυ cαƖƖєɗ α ѕƖυт ιη cƖαѕѕ тσɗαу. Sнє'ѕ α νιяgιη. Ƭнє "gαу вσу" уσυ ρυηcнєɗ ιη тнє нαƖƖ тσɗαу. Ƈσммιттєɗ ѕυιcιɗє α fєω мιηυтєѕ αgσ. Ƭнє вσу уσυ cαƖƖєɗ ρσσя. Hє нαѕ тσ ωσяк єνєяу ηιgнт тσ ѕυρρσят нιѕ fαмιƖу. Ƭнαт gιяƖ уσυ ρυѕнєɗ ɗσωη тнє σтнєя ɗαу. Sнє'ѕ αƖяєαɗу вєιηg αвυѕєɗ αт нσмє. Ƭнαт gιяƖ уσυ cαƖƖєɗ fαт. Sнє'ѕ ѕтαяνιηg нєяѕєƖf. Ƭнє σƖɗ мαη уσυ мαɗє fυη σf cαυѕє σf тнє υgƖу ѕcαяѕ. Hє fσυgнт fσя συя cσυηтяу. Ƭнє вσу уσυ мαɗє fυη σf fσя cяуιηg. Hιѕ мσтнєя ιѕ ɗуιηg. Ƴσυ тнιηк уσυ кησω тнєм. Ɠυєѕѕ ωнαт? Ƴσυ ɗση'т! Rє-ρσѕт ιf уσυ αяє αgαιηѕт вυƖƖуιηg. ǀ вєт 99% σf уσυ ωση'т, вυт яєρσѕт тнιѕ ιf уσυ'яє тнαт 1% ωιтн α нєαят.