an-official-gay

me online and with my friends: do I think I’m transgender? Yes 1000%. 
          me with my family: do I identify as my natural born gender? Yes 1000%. 

i had 69 notifications and I didn’t want to mess it up but I had to see the ✨ t e a ✨ 

i do not like online school 

John Mulaney claimed he was in Wisconsin and 12 when Princess Diana and her lover Dodi Faye something was murdered BUT he grew up in Chicago and he was 15 so clearly John Mul

http://chng.it/wxM6R8PyPM

you could probably waltz up to me and be like “Sky Camden I am in LOVE with you and I want to fucking marry you” and I’d turn to one of my friends and be like “do they like me?? is he straight?? am i like a close friend to him/them?” 

http://chng.it/BBd9b5HP8L

we have made it past 2020! 
          three cheers for us!
          how many disasters did we survive this year
          1.pandemic 
          2. fucking murder hornets
          3. trumps presidency! glad that’s over!
          4.  wildfires
          5. hurricanes like hurricane zeta 
          6.  rain and flooding 
          7.  Tennesse and their meth gators joke
          
          https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/a-running-list-of-record-breaking-natural-disasters-in-2020/
          
          8. https://www.greenmatters.com/p/new-species-2020 yay 
          9. let me know if I forgot anything I probably did 

an ad just came on and it was like 
          “nobody does cooking like we do!”
          cue people cooking
          BUT THEN
          THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY CAREER
          THE AD’S LIKE
          “nobody does romance like we do!”
          cue lesbians kissing
          i 
          am
          proud
          I don’t know what the ad was for tho I forgot- 
          

if i was a zodiac sign I’d be a Virgo