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I go by many aliases:
the writer, poet, guitarist, cook, photographer,  gamer, you name it.

but I usually go by my name.

In my free time I take a blanket and sleep, so clearly I do not have a social life. Other things I do includes shouting at the TV when the referee is being stupid and try with the best of my ability to play some difficult guitar tab. And oh, I also write, surprise surprise.

I do sports, music, tv shows, books, but (maybe) not drugs. But hey if you need some maybe you could give me a call and I'll hook you up with some (̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶k̶i̶d̶d̶i̶n̶g̶)̶. I also love my i̶m̶a̶g̶i̶n̶a̶r̶y̶ girlfriend, she's literally the girl of my dreams. Anything else you want to know about me? Just fill in the information inquiry form and I'll get back to you within 3 business days.

Contrary to popular beliefs, I am always right. No exceptions.

Fair warning: I love my huskies more than people so don't be offended if I find them more loveable than you are.

Did you fall from heaven? Because so did lucifer.

The Script, Ed Sheeran, The Fray, The Cab, Coldplay, Daughtry, Dan+Shay, Fall Out Boy, Maroon 5, OneRepublic, The Summer Set, Martin Garrix, Sabrina Carpenter, Hardwell, Calvin Harris, Tori Kelly, Against The Current, Foster The People, Imagine Dragons, R5, Pentatonix, Against the Current, Three Days Grace, The Gaslight Anthem, Armin van Buuren, Hardwell, Zedd, Jason Mraz, Parachute, Secondhand Serenade - I would list more but that would just be tedious.

Snowbarry all the way.

They call me the Jaime Lannister of chess, because I'm a kingslayer.

Alex Dunphy is my spirit animal - I bully people with my intelligence.
 #4.

I disappear in some months of the year to fly off to a place called hell, also known as school in several parts of the world. So yes, you could say that I am a badass for going back and forth to hell on a daily basis.

The derivative of my love for you is 0, because it is constant.

Have a good day, try not to die.