hi im allie, and im a bit insane
in heathers fandom, in gleaming the cube fandom now, in mean girls fandom, in be more chill fandom, in American horror story fandom
bisexual, loves taylor swift and olivia rodrigo, professional jd simp.

"chaos is what killed the dinosaurs darling"

"fuck me gently with a chainsaw"

"what do you think im gonna do with it take out her tonsils?"

"what? its not gonna shit on the rug"

"you know if i had a dog with a face like yours i would shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards"

"you've been in there a very long time you're ether doing drugs or constipated from doing drugs"

"shes leaving like my dad!"

"NO THEY'RE BOTH IN THE COSTUME"

"you look like keanue reeves"

"WHERE CAN I FIND SOME FUCKING MOUTAIN DEW RED"

"im not implying it im saying it, dead, dead as disco"
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"my cousin alex jumps over a big pile of wood cause he can"my cousin johnathan: show off, you just do that to impress your crushalex: not you "he points at me"me: duh we're cousinsalex: that ould...
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