@all_mell_let_loose
I COME BACK FROM THE DEAD TO POST ABOUT WHAT A GREAT MOVIE LUCA IS
10/10 SUPER GAY BOIS
LOVE THEM A LOT
PROBS GONNA WRITE ABOUT THEM
@all_mell_let_loose AHHHHHHH THIS MOVIE SO GOOD!!!! I watched it a couple of days ago111111
can we appreciate the fact that i saw you in a solangelo fanfic
proceeded to see your username
wondered if you meant "mell" as in michael mell
went onto your profile
and instantly decided to follow you?
i come back from the dead to wish everyone a happy pride month
In Stratford-upon-Avon, elderly neighbors Miss Montague (Julie Walters) and Mr. Capulet (Richard Wilson) despise each other. When they leave their respective gardens, their garden gnomes and other lawn ornaments come alive. The Montague garden is filled with Blue-hatted gnomes led by Lady Bluebury (Maggie Smith), and the Capulet garden with Red-hatted gnomes led by Lord Redbrick (Michael Caine), who share their owners’ feud. In a back alley lawnmower race, Lady Bluebury's son Gnomeo (James McAvoy) competes against his Red rival Tybalt (Jason Statham), who cheats to win by destroying Gnomeo's lawn mower. That night, Gnomeo and his best friend Benny (Matt Lucas) infiltrate the red garden in disguise to take revenge by spray-painting Tybalt's mower, but Benny accidentally triggers a security light. During their escape, Gnomeo ends up in a nearby garden, apparently abandoned, and bumps into a disguised Juliet (Emily Blunt), daughter of Lord Redbrick, attempting to retrieve a unique Cupid's Arrow orchid from the roof of the neglected greenhouse. The two are entranced by each other and a flirty fight for the flower ensures, culminating in the pair falling into a pond and discovering each other’s color. Shocked, Juliet flees home and tells her frog-sprinkler best friend Nanette (Ashley Jensen) about her newfound love, which Nanette declares romantically tragic but agrees to keep their secret.
@2PLYRGAY are you just gonna torture me with gnomeo and juliet stuff nonstop i haven’t looked at my message board in several days and this is what i come back to
Benny uses Miss Montague's computer to order a powerful Terrafirminator lawnmower, seeking revenge on the Reds. The Terrafirminator arrives and initially works well, but goes out of control, destroying both gardens, and gets itself stuck while the gnomes wage a full-scale war. Gnomeo returns to Juliet with Featherstone's help, but the Terrafirminator frees itself. Gnomeo is unable to un-glue Juliet, stuck in the mower's path, and they share a passionate kiss as the lawnmower crashes into the tower and self-destructs. Realizing the consequences of their vendetta, Lady Blueberry and Lord Redbrick end the feud. Gnomeo and Juliet emerge, unscathed, from the ruins as the two clans celebrate. Miss Montague and Mr. Capulet come home to find their backyards a mess and scream at the damage. The Blue and Red gnomes create a new garden and celebrate their newfound peace. Everyone happily sees Juliet and Gnomeo off as they get married and drive away on a purple lawnmower, symbolizing the start of a Red-Blue family.
At their next meeting, Gnomeo and Juliet argue until Featherstone stops them, telling them he lost his wife when the couple living in the garden's house broke up and they each took a flamingo.[8] Benny sees them and runs into the alleyway, unbeknownst that Tybalt is waiting with his lawnmower; he attempts to run Benny down, and chops off his hat. Gnomeo intervenes, and he and Tybalt fight until the lawnmower runs into the wall, shattering Tybalt. The Reds attack Gnomeo, believing him responsible for Tybalt's death, and Gnomeo ends up in the road. A blue teapot falls from a truck passing Gnomeo, leading everyone to believe Gnomeo was run over. Juliet expresses her love for Gnomeo and attempts to walk out onto the roadway, but Lord Redbrick, who lost his wife, stops her and has Juliet's feet glued to her tower. Gnomeo's mushroom friend, Shroom, discovers that Gnomeo is still alive, carried off by a dog to a nearby park. He and Featherstone reach the park where Gnomeo climbs onto a statue of William Shakespeare (Patrick Stewart) and tells him his story. Shakespeare declares Gnomeo's tale similar to his own story of Romeo and Juliet, and that it is likely Gnomeo's will have a tragic ending as well.
Hey!! We haven't talked in a while!! Hru?
i’m pretty ok!
i don’t really recognize your profile, did you used to go by a different name?
i just want to watch the same two idiots fall in love over and over again in 10,000 different universes
that’s a pretty sexy theme change if you ask me
i put on an indie song and my mom just casually throws out “i always thought you’d get into indie music”
what’s that supposed to mean????
have i just given off lesbian vibes my whole life
what do you do when you know you’re a fuck up
yes...i think i will cut more of my hair off
