Only A Little Sad

C a r l   A z u z

Why have patriarchy or matriarchy when we could have anarchy?

I just wrote a song with my dad called "I Fell Down a Well and Now I'm Having a Panic Attack." The lyrics are "I fell down a well and now I'm having a panic attack."

thicc ducc

*goes full goblin thot mode* SCREEEEEEAAAA

Sometimes I like to think that a really old person started reading Les Miserables but died before they could finish it-

Me: Damn I should be writing my novel that I intend on publishing to the whole world one day
           Also Me: I'm going to make a guide to the fantasy world in my novel and put such a ridiculous amount of detail in that, that by the time I'm done with it I will have forgotten what my novel was even about!!

Person: Hey, Lily, What's your sexual orientation?
          Me: Revolution

AaaAAaaAA MARINA'S NEW SONG 'HANDMADE HEAVEN' IS FUCKING AMAZING OH MY GODDDD-

oH my good lord my cousin just went "Hey, you're cute!" And did finger guns. 
          
          He's four.