_w.Círdan

Um... as you can tell, I don't write bios like that. 

Anyways, hi, welcome to my humble account. There's a book down there 👇 that you can read if you want. Or don't. I dont know.

A bit about me: my life is shambles, I love to sleep in, lasagna is my favourite meal and Percy Jackson and the lightning thief is my favourite book even though the films were shit. I like death in paradise and I listen to murder podcasts while I do the dishes.

As for my real life life, that shit is non existent. Don't even ask about it.

As you can tell, I write about crazy teachers who kidnap students for bants and lemme just say, that's okay 😌. Not the kidnapping the students part, the fact that I write that part😬.

Anyways.... I say anyways way too often 😱.

Anyways, before you go, catch the train from platform 9 3/4 all the way into my inbox. I'm sure talking to you lot will be more than entertaining.

Peace out ✌️