How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
7. Don't use any punctuation
8. As often as possible skip rather than walk.
9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
10. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."
11. Sing along at the opera.
12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
14. Five days in advance tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache
15. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name 'Rock Hard'
16. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
17. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
18. Tell your family over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
19. Order a Diet Water whenever you go, with a serious face.
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity...
20. Put this on your profile to make people who read bios smile... it's called therapy...
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_luna1996 _luna1996 May 25, 2015 05:48PM
@st0ckholm-styles I hope u feel better, I know it's a hard thing to do after 5 year relationship.
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