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"Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie?"

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I honestly wish I could explain what happens on this account. 

The only thing more messed up than my updating schedule is the fact that people who eat meat are devouring a dead corpse. The only thing lower than my self esteem is Donald Trump's presidential rating. The only thing cringier than how I talk is Logan Paul. The only thing more controversial than this bio is religion.

Make yourself happy, but don't hurt yourself or anyone else in the process. 

Oh, hey, no info about myself? Sorry, you must be at least a level 8 friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  That and I'm not a very self-inclusive person. The only purpose of me writing this bio is to see if I can interest you in my stories which may never end up finished.