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I had an account it was @TAEYONGS_ASSCHEEKS_ 

•-some random shit-•

Jisung:I really like Eminem.
Chenle:I prefer skittles.
Jisung:I mean the rapper not the candy.
Chenle:Why would you eat a wrapper??
Jisung:

Jisung:*clicks a settings menu*
Taeyong:I love having a tech expert in the house :)

Mark: *opens pill bottle*
Mark: *opens water bottle*
Mark: *pours some water out into his hand*
Mark: Wait- no, that's... no-

[Ten uses the restroom]
Johnny: Make sure to put the toilet seat down.
Ten: Okay.
Ten: [to toilet seat] You're worthless and nobody likes you.


Lucas: So, you remember what to do if I ever get shot, right?

Chenle: Of course.

Lucas:Annnnnd???

Chenle: In the case you ever get shot, as you fall to the ground I am to sing 'MMMM WHATCHA SAAAAYYYY' no matter the circumstances.

Lucas:Good👍


Anybody in dream:h-

Lucas: ❤️💜💞💝🧡🖤💓💗💛💚❣️💖💘💕💙❤️💞🖤🧡💚💙💖💓💖❣️💖💓💝❤️❤️💜💓💖💕💚💗💖❣️❣️💞❤️💓🖤🧡💜💙💚💕💚💕💚🧡🧡🖤❤️💖❣️💖💞💓❤️🖤🧡💚💕💜💙💝💘💝💕💗🖤🖤💓💖❣️💓💞❤️💞🧡💕💚💗💚💕💝💙💚💕🖤💚💗💚💝🧡💓❤️💖🖤💞🧡💗🖤💚🖤💕💗🖤🧡💓💗💞


nct china: 大家好 我们是NCT 116 谢谢

sm in the crowd: *eyes mark*

mark: knee how




I no longer put people in my fucking bio.
It's a waste of my fucking time and I'm done with the bullshit of people looking for pitty.


anal is gross