ZemoAndWandasWife

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ok so my dumbass messed up
          	anyways
          	see you in a minute, don't do anything stupid till I get back
          	I promise I won't rip your souls out
          	that was my fault :)
          	I mean i'd still enjoy tearing your heart in two
          	anyways bye I'll miss y'all :(

ZemoAndWandasWife

@LokisKittyKat with the whole "don't do anything stupid till I get back-how can I, you're taking all the stupid with you" i realized I was supposed to say the first part
          	  idk but when I quoted "see you in a minute" and "don't do anything stupid till I get back" i don't think anyone got the references since no one hated me for the natasha one and no one said "how can I, you're taking all the stupid w/ you"
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ZemoAndWandasWife

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ok so my dumbass messed up
          anyways
          see you in a minute, don't do anything stupid till I get back
          I promise I won't rip your souls out
          that was my fault :)
          I mean i'd still enjoy tearing your heart in two
          anyways bye I'll miss y'all :(

ZemoAndWandasWife

@LokisKittyKat with the whole "don't do anything stupid till I get back-how can I, you're taking all the stupid with you" i realized I was supposed to say the first part
            idk but when I quoted "see you in a minute" and "don't do anything stupid till I get back" i don't think anyone got the references since no one hated me for the natasha one and no one said "how can I, you're taking all the stupid w/ you"
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ZemoAndWandasWife

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Ello y'all
          this is fucking cheesy im sorry-
          no i didn't just spend 3 hours crying bc I'm rewatching the movies with my aunt who's never seen marvel, and I just realized I have to re-watch endgame and infinity war
          oh and I won't get wattpad
          basically, I'm going to camp for 3 weeks, which means no devices
          and I'm leaving tomorrow, which means I can't see the 4th, 5th, and 6th episodes of Loki, and I can't see BW immediately when it comes out.  It also means no texting my friends, no wattpad, no marvel, no tv, no youtube, no tik tok.
          So basically
          I'm gonna miss y'all mfs
          the really stupid/horny/hilarious comments y'all make are amazing
          Goodbye... little one
          I'll see you in a minute
          I'm sorry... (did i step on your moment)
          lhjkghjfgdgrsef anyways
          if no one says "the thing" with capsicle and bucky I'm gonna fucking rip your hearts out and steal your soul
          y'all know what it is
          just
          SAY
          IT
          
          ily guys <3

ZemoAndWandasWife

@lucy_barnes760 WAIT you're right 
            i did it the wrong way
            I was supposed to say that
            ejfksdhvcgcf alright I got this
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lucy_barnes760

@ZemoAndWandasWife don't do anything stupid until (you?) get back
            
            idk im not going anywhere
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ZemoAndWandasWife

T_T anyways
          after rewatching the second episode (or was it the first-) bc I was upset about the third episode
          i love it but also I just wuhidsj
          idk
          BUT I DON"T HATE IT
          in the words of hagrid: I shouldn't have said that
          :D
          anyways did y'all see peggy?
          like the first 50 times i didn't see her
          but i paused to go to the bathroom
          and i swear that was peggy
          but it was cap that went back in time?? are they already setting up for "what if?"
          or multiverse of madness? 
          bc wandavision was setting up for "Loki" with the nexus commercial
          also my fav commercial, the strucker one, a man is never fully dressed without two things, his special lady, and his StRuCkeR, I'm just now realizing the brand is hydra
          as well as the hydra soak commerical
          the "stark industries toaster"
          I'm just realizing this now???
          i woke up to early for loki i need to go sleep T_T

ZemoAndWandasWife

i've been trying to comment on others posts and send pm to people and it isn't sending
          it's killing me rn-

ZemoAndWandasWife

it wotks
            i can post now
             IT WORKSSS
            i think it's bc I apologized to Loki
            to continue my luck, I'll do it again
            I'm so sorry Loki, I thought this was the second to last episode and overreacted
            ily Loki, ily tom, ily Sylvie
            I'm sorry
            the episode was amazing
            please forgive me and let me continue to post
            ty
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ZemoAndWandasWife

why can't i comment on others posts but I can comment on mineee
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ZemoAndWandasWife

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I sincerely, with all of my heart, fucking hated that episode
          we got no Loki/Mobius interaction
          nothing really happened
          and there's one week left in June, so one more episode
          that was just the two of them flirting and I am not ok with that
          what about mobius????
          we get It "we learned that they were all humans from earth, variants, not created by thee tva"
          who fucking cares we guessed that in the first place
          nothing happened except them fighting, flirting, getting killed (if Loki gets killed one more time I'm gonna loose it)
          that was terrible. 
          Like sure some episodes of TFATWS were a little long
          but the first two episodes of Loki made me so happy, and it's full of humor and beautifulness.
          HE FIXED HIS FUCKING TIE
          LOKI FIXED MOBIUS'S TIE
          ARE THEY NOT MADE FOR EACH OTHER???
          i cant-
          honestly that wasn't worth a week, we have in depth fan fictions on wattpad and ao3 that describe the third episode better
          and istg that scene where they. were talking about love i watched to kill them
          THEY DO NOT END UP TOGETHRR
          THEY WILL NOT
          IT IS LOKIUS
          AND NO ONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND
          plus i fucking new it
          i knew she wasn't loki and so did a ton of others
          we could;'ve guessed anything in that episode
          she's the enchantress (duh) and her name is sylvie (duh)
          i thought she was loki for like one minute
          but i was so pissed that her hair wasn't black
          so ofc she isn't loki
          so she can't steal his style like wtf-
          jbhjvgcf
          if they don't make up for this in the fourth episode I'm joining the star wars fandom and watching that till black widow
          which I'm like sorta exited for
          but also not
          kljbkhrvdmws
          i hate this

ZemoAndWandasWife

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NOOOOO
            ok i posted like 50 things
            but my fucking internet messed it up
            none of it posted
            it's just me saying I'm sorry for 3 hourss
            but no I LOVE this episode
            it was all amazing
            I was sad that it was just them on the planet
            but it was brilliantly written
            they are all such good actors
            and it was NOT bad
            it was also me saying sorry to loki bc yes
            and I am SO excited for black widow and everything else
            this episode was amazing 
            I'm sorry loki please let me post T_T
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ZemoAndWandasWife

please please please ignore this post T_T
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ZemoAndWandasWife

bhjvgcfxdfgchv only like 4-5 hours left till Loki i can't waitttt

LokisKittyKat

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@ZemoAndWandasWife HOLY SHIT ITS WEDNESDAY 
            I LOST TRACK OF THE DAYS
            AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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ZemoAndWandasWife

so i was reading a ton of Lokius on wattpad, but i read all of them, so i started looking for ones on a03, I found this brilliant one: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32111446
          just leaving this here if anyone wants to read it :)

ZemoAndWandasWife

@LokisKittyKat a Lokius fanfic is a Loki x Mobius fanfic and they're so well written i-
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ZemoAndWandasWife

Random thought, but I think Loki would be forced to have a movie night with Thor, and he'd be like "Whatever" and Thor would eagerly run to grab the popcorn and they binge-watched all the Descendants movies + Luca, and Loki would unironically be paying attention and intrigued but every time Thor looked at him Loki would look away from the screen and keep eating popcorn. And I think maybe Odin would call them and say it's time for bed before the finished Luca, and Odin and thor went to bed, but Loki stayed up to finish the movie and would cry when Alberto got to move in with Gulia's dad (I think that's how you spell it) and he would feel so happy when they opened the barrier at the end of descendants. I feel like Loki might also relate to mal because Mal and Hades have a sorta nice relationship but Mal and Maleficent don't, and Loki and Frigga have a nice relationship but Odin and Loki don't. Also, Loki would probably be up at 3 am learning the dances with Sif, Hogan, and Fandral and ask them to promise not to tell thor.  idk just a random thought I had.