Semi-Automatik

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(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).......I'm so not sorry.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          "That does it! I've got a few things to say to you, mate! Die, in an ocean of fire, you pitiable cunt! I'm sure you want to suck my anus, you grungy sh*t! Run along and gargle a beaker of cock's milk, you son of a bitch! Everytime I see a train take a huge dump in the alley, it reminds me of you! You have leprosy. Don't worry, though, the news isn't all bad, you're also going to die. Roll over in an ocean of anal puss, you pitiable son of a bitch! Haha! It will be more than alright if you shut your f*cking cry hole, you senseless barrel of dicks! I said that in case you were crying. I don't want you around here. Even your closest friends don't want you around. Perchance it would be best for everyone if you threw yourself off the tallest building you could find! I have heard that they wish you would die."
          
          God damn,I still can't get over it.Its like its stored in every single braincell of mine.though It has a few things wrong
          1.How can a train take a shit?
          2,How is "your also going to die" good news?
          3.What is an anal puss? Is it something else or is it just an asshole?
          4.Its perhaps not perchance.