Hiya, my name's ________. It's a pleasure to meet you, before anything, let me ask you this, have you ever wanted to do something but the pressure of society discouraged these motivations? Yes? Good! That's Fantastic. You might be asking, why is it fantastic? Let me tell you. Because it's the first step of doing whatever the hell you want! Now if you just go through with those actions, then there's only one word I can say about that.... Fantastic! 

Fun Fact: When I see a Big Red Button That Must Never Be Pressed Under Any Circumstances I can't help but just PRESS IT!!!