I'm editing this cause both memes died a long time ago; they're stale. Any ways, it's ya boi Jefferson. Now I know what you're thinking, "you're dead", well, sweetheart I'm back with the help of Satan--great guy. I am now one of the heads of The Church of Freddie Mercury(my waifu❤️) and The Church of Adam Sandler-- I'm going places guys!PM me if you'd like to join. I'd like to mention @-officialdonaldtrump, I miss you😭 WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME B0SS? I THOUGHT WE HAD A CONNECTION! I WAS YOUR CHEETO. I still love you😭
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Happy birthday, Thomas Jefferson!
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