WrenEatsToast

Me: okay so us as Overwatch heros-
          	
          	1st friend: *Doesn't respond*
          	
          	2nd friend: ThIS bOy bRoKe mY heArt aNd MY W O R L D iS SHATTERED A G A I N!!1!1!1!11!!!!11
          	
          	Me:
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	Me: listen here you little shits-

WrenEatsToast

Day/night 1 of trying to hatch chickens in secret
          
          My dad doesn't want to take care of eggs to hatch (we have a real incubator) so guess what I did? I snatched 4 eggs and built a makeshift incubator and hid it in my room
          The lamp got hot so and I'm typing this, the lamp is resting and the eggs are in a moist cloth in my shirt while I lay in bed (I got scared they'd get way too hot if I left them with the lamp any longer)
          They do be warm and I really want babies

WrenEatsToast

Hey... I don't know what to say other than please be safe.
          Rick May, voice actor of soldier in tf2 passed away yesterday from Covid 19
          I'm not great at being serious but this is something that genuinely makes me sad. 
          Um... Yeah. Don't go outside and risk the safety of others or yourself. If you have to, wear a damn mask and disposable gloves. Sanitize.

WrenEatsToast

HELP HELP HELP
          SO 
          I SAID SOMETHING AND IT KINDA MADE ME COME OUT TO MY MOM????????
          SHE WAS LIKE WHATEVER, AND THAT IVE NEVER DATED SO I HAVE NO IDEA
          SO THEN I HAD TO TELL HER THAT THE ONLY PERSON THAT I    D I D DATE WAS. A. L E S B I A N
          
          
          
          
          AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H VH H H H H H H H HH H HH -

WrenEatsToast

SHE DIDN'T KNOW THAT I HAD DATED A GIRL FOR A YEAR
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