jon arfuckle and friends

He/It

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi, of course! Uh-oh! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish. HORNY FISH. You know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it! Bear fight, bare handed, bare... naked? Oh, yes please! We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so! Next thing you know I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the Sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE out (which i didn't know you could do), smoked a joint, GREENED out, then I turned INTO the Sun! Uh-oh! Look's like the METH is kicking in! KANSBDFGHFJNEDFGJFNNDFHBFJDBDHISDBFHDBFJDBVHKBDUFDJ