Because people are starting to hate me, I would like to make something clear (: 

NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN MY STORIES ARE GIP

TEN TIMES OUT OF TEN LAUREN WILL NOT MAKE ANY APPEARANCES IN MY STORIES, IM NOT A FAN

A MILLION TIMES OUT OF TEN MY STORIES WILL BE FILLED WITH ANGST AND DRAMA AND HEARTBREAKING SHIT. If you don't like that, my stories are not for you. And if you do read them, don't be a little bitch and complain about how angst filed it is, please.

Other than that, I hope you enjoy my stories and have fun on this rollercoaster journey we call fan fiction

side note: jesse and matt are dads
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