my name is satan fear me

Yo bro
          What’s up

DUMBASS PSA:
          
          Since my phone is not working, and some people don't know when I'm available, I'm putting this temporary schedule.
          Saturday and Sunday: 8 am to 8 pm
          Monday to Friday: 3 to 8 pm
          
          Also, I will not be available from Aug 16 to August 18. Sorry.
          
          - With gayness, Jay

Quotes from me:
          "The only eye bleach I need is hot men and puppies."
          "THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO SOMEONE WHEN SOMEONE IS SUCKING YOUR DICK!"
          "I can make scary monsters appear in my dreams without breaking sweat, but I can't write angst."
          "Jesus, if you send me to heaven, I'll flip you off so I can go to hell."
          "Didn't your mother say not to keep secrets unless she has a dildo in her vagina?"
          "Look, if you're single, there will be someone who is right for you, except you John, you suck."

Explain why?????? What's with the song?

@Smol-Pessimist yeah! i really hate when people call me juan cause you know it confuses me and the other triplets since we have the same first name, if you call me joseph, yeah sure

Why is this plant here? What's it's purpose?

le shooketh

@-AwkwardScreaming- 
          
          
          same, #michaelmelldeservesbetter

thanks for the follow, man! hope we can be friends C:

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