Tori the Trashcan

get me my smelling salts and follow me on twitter @txribjrssn2910 thank u

get me my smelling salts

I kinda peed myself lemme show myself out the door 

SnEEZing is just a big mistake 

Wait I’m not even on my period 

Sneezing on ur period is a big fat mistake 

is thicc short for thiccolas or thiccard

GIMME THE PUSS PUSS 

I have Miranda Cosgroves "interesting" meme as my home screen so whenever I have a deep ass song playing and I switch apps all I see is Miranda Cosgrove

IVE HAD 4 REDBULLS AND THEY STILL HAVENT GIVEN ME FUCKING WINGS LIKE BITCH I WANNA FLY LIKE FLAP FLAP MOTHERFUCKER