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Greetings, Earthlings!
I’m assuming none of you are interested to know that my name is Gaibrielle and that I just turned fifteen last February eleven. And that I’m a girl but, I’m telling you anyways. I also have a lot of unimportant facts to tell you:

-I love dogs as a bestfriend not a pet. And I want them big and humongous—would be fun to just say “Attack.” And be delighted with the sight of them biting of a certain bastard’s arse. I love them small too, only if they look like a little version of a German Shepherd named Jirou. 

-I love spicy foods. If there’s an unlimited supply of water present then, yes, I love spicy foods.

-I am a rare kind of a pokemon as I have the ability of evolving throughout my years of living. I was a plant in my elementary years, a fruit in the following years, became a dog (It was a phase.) and a submissive. (Fifty Shades of Grey, anybody?)

-I have a friend whose hobby is pinching, slapping me in the shoulder, and doing every abuse in the book towards my body regardless of the day, time, and place. (Call 911, please.)

-I never liked the leading lady of any T.V show, ever. I don’t know why, I just don’t.

-I have a certain liking for bad guys in T.V shows and movies, but that doesn’t mean I would want one in real life.

-Spiders are so LOVELY, I just scream when I see them and run around from EXCITEMENT.

-Math...FUCK

-Caution: I curse.

-The first ever novel I’ve read was Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown.

-I have no bloody idea why I’m still writing in this Bio you’re not even going to read.

-Physics...FUCK

-“I shall from now on only travel in my imagination.” Jules Gabriel Verne

-I knew I was a weird kid ever since I found myself rooting for Joker instead of Batman when I was nine.

-I update slowly as I’m a very busy person. Being a professional procrastinator is no easy job.

-Tom Hiddleston...DDAAAAAAAAMN

-Henry Cavil...*HYPERVENTILATING*

-Christian Grey--*DIES*