God has decided to let me live another day and i'm about to make it everyone's problem.
They/them
"A toast to ___! Always the bridesmaid, never the bride."
- Corpse bride
"I need you to tell me i'm a good person. i know that i can be selfish and narcissistic and self destructive but under all of that, deep down, i'm a good person and i need you to tell me that i'm good."
- Bojack horseman.
"It's no big surprise you turned out this way. When they closed your eyes and prayed you would change. ... I wanna contribute to the chaos, I don't wanna watch then complain."
-The front bottoms (Twin sized mattress)
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IF I SEE ONE MORE JJK VIDEO WITH THAT AUDIO “will we ever learn? we’ve been here before.” I WILL STOP BREATHING / hjView all Conversations
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