Unwritten Kitten

Roses are yellow
Kittens are cute
I love my tulips
And instruments too

Hewwo!
Welcome to my corner of the house.
This is my windowsill. It is claimed.

Forgive me, I'm working on my Kitt-en-glish and often say "hewwo" instead of "hello."
All the textbooks for this language are yet unwritten. Therefore, time may prolong itself before I grow fully accustomed to the high standards of this advanced style of writing. 

All right then. Umm... *taps chin thoughtfully* what else, what else... 
Ah, yes!

I've been telling stories since I learned to write, and have been writing since I became left-handed.
I'm literally the most sarcastic kitten in the caboodle - figuratively speaking, of course.

I write because each story I want to tell is yet unwritten. That's why this kitten has a lot to say!

I don't care if it's cliche if it's done well. Because if it's done well, is it really cliche? You can argue with me, but I'll stand by my choice.

Pastimes include: avoiding small talk, (over)thinking, strumming the guitar, plucking a melody on the uke, or-most likely-writing something down...

Where am I? I'm either lost in my head, or...
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