I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
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  • JoinedMarch 19, 2016

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The Thrilling Adventures of Wendelbee Crumbshank: The Man With The N Word Pass  by TheRealBourgeoisie
The Thrilling Adventures of Wendel...
Meet Wendelbee Crumbshank: Globetrotting Explorer and the first man to travel time. When he was only 19 years...
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Bastion X widow maker lemon by TheRealBourgeoisie
Bastion X widow maker lemon
Love is a power that surpasses organic life forms
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Talk is cheap: A Mute X Quiet love story by TheRealBourgeoisie
Talk is cheap: A Mute X Quiet love...
One of my longer works...
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