TheOfficialMoriarty

There are stars below you right now. There is no true "bottom" of things.

TheOfficialMoriarty

I was drinking pop and I had my mouth full and I set the can down and it tipped over, so I leaned down to get it (with my mouth still full) and when I bent down all of it decided to go out my nose, and I’d actually rather have someone rip my arms off then ever experience that again

wastedsummer

@TheOfficialMoriarty 
            I laughed once and tea went out my nose one time, it was the weirdest feeling ever 
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TheOfficialMoriarty

Tomorrow I’ll go to my aunts funeral and I’ll feel nothing because I’m a disgusting hateful psychopath who will die before he hits 30 at a funeral nobody will attend if I even have anyone left willing to pay for a funeral, one day the last people I have left will wake up and leave me and they’ll be all the better for it because I destroy any people I’m around. I don’t make actual friends. The only people willing to put up with me are there because they want to believe that, at heart, everyone is good and can be fixed.

TheOfficialMoriarty

@Evelyn_Lestrade you know I’ll never really die right?
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Evelyn_Lestrade

@TheOfficialMoriarty Well, Jim, maybe you'll have a very big funeral as a celebration. Not one of life but one celebrating the fact that Scotland Yard finally put an end to your ways ;P -EL
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