Official Bed

*tap tap* psst- 
          I bought you some chocolate strawberrys please share with 10 more people 
          Started by @chocopede

read my story, always check the label without clicking off,  dare you, it's an intense body horror. i have schizophrenia and it's based off the contents of my skull. 

✨paste✨this✨✨on✨✨The✨✨ten✨✨nicest✨✨Peoples✨✨profiles✨✨and✨✨if✨✨you✨✨get✨✨then✨✨back✨✨you✨✨are✨✨really✨✨special✨

Why is bed kinda

I need some fucking sleep I've been traumatised by smut fanfics all night...

*jumps on you*

*autocorrects bed to bread*

Can I lay my angry dog on you?

Can I gently lay my pet cat on you so she can snooze

Am I allowed to have sex on u