Um, hi. Wave.

So just to say this really clearly, so I don't accidentally offend someone or something, I WRITE EROTICA so anything near me is potentially rude. Please don't get offended and then upset and then angry. Anger is bad for you and whatnot.

Um, yeah. Sorry to shout.

But thank you for looking. It's really nice you are. So without further ado, hi, I’m Tess Mackenzie and I write smut. And sometimes other things.

More lately other things, actually. This all got a bit out of date.

So I'm trying to put something new up every day. Also, I don't read. Like at all. I'm really sorry, and I know this seems rude, but I just don't actually read books because if I do then I'll steal all your ideas and try and use them in mine because that's what my brain does. Seriously. And because I'm a painfully slow reader. So I watch movies instead. So just, this is why if I seem rudely not looking at yours. Also, in case anyone cares, um, taken and also probably older than you think.

And thank you. You're all wonderfully kind and nice and I'm so very grateful to you all. Thank you!

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um, i'm sorry, but i probably CAN'T ANSWER PRIVATE MESSAGES from people i don't know for a while. i'm really sorry

so i know this is rude, and i'm really sorry, but there's been a few weird ones lately and it's all just got a bit too unsettling. so basically, this is the same as with not doing follows, it just feels too weird and rude and favority to answer or follow some people and not others, and i'm worried the people who get ignored will feel awful, so i think it's best just not to answer anyone at all. i'm really sorry. and i know i sound full of myself. but i hope you get why. because again, taken and don't read and so really only here to write not whatever else anyway.

anyways, i'm really grateful if you want to read stuff, and thank you heaps if you do, but i'm still probably just going to ignore messages for now, and i'm really sorry to be rude.
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@guargu  sorry i don't know if i'm stupid or wattpad is beign weird but i can't get this to go back to yours to see what you're answering... but i think it was about what characters look like?  cause...
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