WELCOME TO MY POTATO WORLD. ⊙﹏⊙

I am Tata the Potato.

Have a problem with eating potatoes? Yes? Try and eat me and you'll be surprised and overwhelmed.

You mad at me being a potato? well, Fight me and i'll be shoving myself inside your mouth with my whole potato bodyyy!

and no, I am not crazy. I am just a lonely potato. A very lonely potato. My eyes tell the opposite of what I am saying. Look at my profile picture. See how loving I am?

I know you love eating me and my brothers. XoXo

-Tata the Potato A.K.A The CAPSLOCK POTATO QUEEN, Mother of all baby potatoes, Sebastian Stan's Potato wife, Chris Evans's Potato Girlfriend, Alex Roe's Potato Fiance, and Theo James Potato woman ♥

I try having A LOT of baby potatoes with those men☝ So if you're from one of them, Tell me which Father are you from! They deserve to know and I deserve some sparkly spanks to have a beet red potato ass. (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (AND I MEANT THAT IN THE MOST INNOCENT WAY)
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I'm only a potato who loves to write, read and imagine widely as how the ocean has it's endless peaks. I love how people endure reading my fictional stories because it shows how worth a story can be. Who doesn't love readers, reading your story anyway? :)
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★ My stories ★
-INGÉNUE (ON HIATUS)
-SHEDDING WINGS (ON HIATUS)
-Winter's Gem (Bucky Barnes AU)
-WREAK (One-Shot) (Completed ✔)
-RESTROOM MOBS (ON HIATUS)
-QUEEN TATA AND HER DADDIES
-SEBASTIAN STAN ONESHOTS (On going)
-BILL SKARSGARD ONESHOTS (On-hold)
-CHRIS EVANS ONESHOTS (On going)
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If you still aren't adopted by Mother Tata..And if you do wanna be my baby potato, Just follow me as my smol sons and daughters did! :D XD Be part of the PaTATA Family! :D
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SOCIAL MEDIA:
Instagram: @Tatathekissypotato
Twitter: @Tatathepotato
Ask.fm: Tatathepotato
Tumblr: @Tatathekissypotato
  • Everywhere, (says everyone 😂) If not, I'm inside my potato sack, Hiding from the farmers! JOIN ME!
  • JoinedJanuary 18, 2015



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