My name is Talia Heart, and my life is an epic fail. I have one story out, Talia Heart, Hacky Sack or DIE. Let me clarify. That story is entirely true. My life is extremely messed up, as you'll learn. Want an example? I am writing this bio before I Hacky sack or die, by breaking the world record in front of Death herself. I'm not sure why she hates me so much. Maybe because the first time I saw her, I called her a hooker. 

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Talia Heart: Hackeysack or DIE
Calling Death a hooker? Not a good idea. Living life as a Death Cheater? Also not a good idea. Throwing Coach...
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