I'm probably the only neighboring vampire around, seeing as how my predecessors failed me. Usually, my days go by tending to human drunkards. That's why I'm here of all places, for some much needed leisure.
And before you ask, no, I do not drink blood. Naturally, I prefer tea or coffee. Why, you ask? Well, it's totally not because of an addiction or my chronic insomnia - of course not. What ever gave you that impression?
⇥He/him.
⇥Immortal as of now.
⇥INTP.
Now here's the deal: you give me your tears in exchange for my time. Capisce?
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