I like talking to Mr. Krabs, taking bubble baths, reading, art, music, dancing, writing plays (I aspire to be the next Shakespeare), relaxing, fancy living, closing time at the Krusty Krab, and cleaning toilets.
I am 44 yrs old and I have done nothing with my life. I live beside a 31 yr old man child who flipps burgers and blows bubbles.
- 122 Conch Street, Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean
- JoinedDecember 26, 2014
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