~Kayla~

I'm pretty good at algebra 
          
          I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y

I think you might be lacking some vitamin me

did we go to school together? I swear we had chemistry 

you're so fine you made me forget my pick up line

id take you to the movies but they don't let you bring in your own snacks 

if you were words on a page you'd be the fine print

imagine not dating ur favourite author couldn't be me

I got drunk at a Nicki Minaj concert last night and texted my gf ACCUSING HER OF BEING A STALKER AND REFUSING TO TALK TO HER BC I “have a gf” THEN SHE TRIES TO CONVINCE ME THAT SHE IS IN FACT MY GF BRO WTF (I believe her after like 30 minutes) 

Lowkey lied new chapter Sunday trust 

Alr so my bestie westie needs a gf so here’s her gf application she sent me (@Kiraslaysfrfr) 
          
          Snap : ion.lik3u
          
          pros: ill listen to you
          loyal asf
          funny (i think?)
          lowkey a freak sometimes (all the time #needtolivethaty/nlife)
          im lowkey random but yk wtv (i will text you random things just to talk to you)
          i will block ppl for u if u dont like them
          i will happily post u.
          ill listen to the songs/music u like
          a bully but inna loving way
          
          
          cons: Jealous
          needy
          obsessive
          clingy
          needs constant reassurance
          attachment issues
          random ass mood swings
          crybaby
          all about communication but doesnt know how to communicate
          always on dnd
          idk how to comfort well
          i love too hard
          
          (She likes older women too)