We are a band of excellent warriors, striving to destroy all the chairs. Yes, even the one you're sitting on now. The chairs are evil, and the Sky Ninjas will save people like you from their evil ways.

But, when we're not destroying chairs, we're writing stories. These are the works we've created. Some are jokes, some are serious, but they're all very important. We hope you open your eyes to the truth.

Break all chairs. Except for the Good ones.