JakeWitDaCake

I wish I could shoplift online

I literally cannot stop pissing myself send help

SCPs are just monster fucker heaven tbh

I really don't post shit here idk what I'm doing 

HOW DO I GET MOTIVATION TO WRITE

Ngl the Trunchbull from Matilda was pretty hot 

Thinking of changing my username 

I'm watching Fran Bow playthroughs for the new fic I'm finally planning, but did we ever actually find out why Polontras turns into a fucking shadow monster and crashes like tf

I feel really tempted to make a Fran bow fanfic but the fandom is ULTRA dead 

Still can't believe I lived another year, whoever passed this update needs to be fired.