Lord Kafta

Salut, mon Snow Lions et belle amis de Wattpad. 
*Lol, I'm horrible at French, don't quote me* 

Out of Context Quotes by my Friends and Me- 
 
♡ "That's the secret Naruto XOXO Gossip Girl."
♡ "I'm her God and Jesus, I feel so honored."
♡ "Terrain is fake, and Mountains are government facilities!"
♡ "Your mom just yeeted you--"
♡ "Do you think that I could juggle these apples?"
♡ "It's an apple quartet. The funky looking one is me."
♡ "It's ofFISHilly declared."
♡ "HER SUBSCRIPTION HAS BEEN CANCELED."
♡ "Lol, remember that time I fell down a ramp in my wheelchair?"
♡ "You look like Predator."
♡ "I look like Jar Jar Binks."
♡ "You're a Bird Spy."
♡ "FURRRYYY BOOBS!"
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Info About Me-

• I do not have a favorite color
• I'm infatuated with The Lonely Island-you've been warned. 
• My Ship Faves are- Reddie, Gallavich, Chuggie (unpopular ship; Chuck Steinberg and Auggie Hildebrandt), Destiel, Emart, Morres, and Lalex (and prolly more, I don't fucking know, and yes I ship my own characters...what author doesn't?) 
• I love Bowling for Soup, Left Alone, Queen, Journey, The Dirty Heads, and a bunch of other arists like Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, and the band Badflower. I also like a bunch of loose songs, and countless other bands. Music is enveloping and I'm glad to let it consume me.
• I play the Cello, a little bit of Guitar, and Ukulele, and I began my interest of instruments with a drum set, but that hope crashed and burned, so now I stick to strings.
• I talk a shit ton, but overall I procrastinate like a bitch. Writing is gladly not impacted by that.
• PM ME IF YOU EVER NEED A FRIEND, AND SOMEONE TO TALK TO ABOUT RANDOM SHIT OR FEEL GOODS!

Stay freaky fresh, muh doods!

p.s. ... i fucked your mom.