Hello I am Winston Churchill and I am throbbing. When I'm not creating literature, I'm working as a stay at home astronaut! My hobbies are jerking off in a sensory deprivation chamber and hosting marriages that aren't my own. I live in South Sudan with my emu and my wholly rhinoceros.
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SearsIsBankrupt
Nov 18, 2019 07:11PM
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My Senpi 2004
The year is 2004. Our protagonist is an emo man in his early twenties whom runs a thriving MySpace account. A...
