Writing, drawing, and coding are three of my favorite things - witty banter and cats are the other two. I doubt the existence of 'Proper English' and like to beat metaphors with metaphorical sticks.

Take me as I am - mildly offensive and somewhat amusing - because I generally don't mean any harm, and I got tired of redoing first impressions a long time ago.

Side note - perfectly functional* time machine for sale. 90 Trillion USD or best offer.
  • Toronto
  • JoinedJuly 30, 2015

Stories by Scyoni
Sendrask (Published!) by Scyoni
Sendrask (Published!)
After sixteen years of living in Lowell, Zack has everything figured out - the rifts are easy enough to avoid...
MyBlogThing by Scyoni
When college started, life was interesting, my roommates were weird, and my classes were boring. Then I start...
Doors by Scyoni
Doors lead more than two places, apples and oranges are rather difficult to tell apart, and if you try to bak...