RoseThornwood

*greets audience sitting cross-legged on a regular chair clutching onto a mug for dear life*

"Welcome friends." The author croaks. 
"And... others." The author says almost exaughstedly.

*stares down at mug hopelessly with bags under eyes and considers if they would choke if they chug the coffee*
The author considers this possibility and throws caution to the wind as they chug the caffeine.

"Now my dear friends, I will tell you something wise in the form of advice you should take to heart."

The author settles for a dramatic pause and they decide to pass the time by staring at the sudden lack of coffee in their mug and contemplating if this sudden intake of caffeine might kill them.

"Don't take the Psat, chug a giant thing of coffee during the duration, get more coffee throughout the day amd chocolate, and then skip sleep in favor of doing your AP world homework last minute, just don't."

The author begins to mull over their final words to end the exchange of wisdom upon the readers that they should take to heart and not ignore (you know who you are. Listen.)

"Don't be like me guys, unless your mom thinks you need a mental break and lets you skip school, then go for it. But not at the end of the quarter, just no. Don't be like Rose guys, don't make my mistakes. Please."