Homer Simpson makes me laugh, so do Ari Gold and Barney Stinson. 

The most magnificent book I've read in my life is The Lord of The Rings. It took me 3 months. Die-hard friends can translate Elvish. By the time I've finished, I have acquired the uncanny ability to speak like Smeagol.

I used to be in the basketball team. I was appointed the official bench warmer.

I work out a lot and I like adventures. 

My dog's name is Wiener. He's toilet trained. However he poops all over the place, but would politely carry his waste back to his toilet. What a charmer.