Rango

Hi!
To those of you stalking my profile it's okay because I stalk you too

:D

I Call all my lady friends bitches

If u got the joke, good job. You have done something with your life. 

Anyways
some things about me



I like bones
I get boners
I eat tacos for breakfast and burritos at midnight


My favorite type of teddy bears are the ones with the EXTRA fur
It helps when they're really soft

And um I also like to pee on things. Especially on news paper. 
I shop at toys r us with my owner. She buys me teddy bears after I destroy the other ones. 

My favorite type of drink is milk
With a side of cheeto fries

And my left nut is bigger than my right. I have 18 toes instead of 20 and my belly button is really really hairy. 

That's about it! 
Oh and tell your mother I enjoyed her last night :)

Now that your done stalking my profile look under your bed 

I left you a present 


 #RAPIN TEDDY BEARS SINCE DAY 1


BYE BITCHES