I am a 61 year old garden gnome who loves rollerblading and moonlit walks on the beach.
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Stories by RaccoonButler
The Bird And The Shadow
In a world where authors are ironically bad at summaries, the reader will have to resort to drastic measures...
Twilight Except Edward is Squidward
It's just Twilight. Except Edward is Squidward.
The Spherical Shrine Dedicated To...
A short story. Quite possibly the magnum opus; the epitome of the golden period of all my work, artistic, lit...