here is the bio i wrote when i was 14, enjoy 🥲
You know, I really never know write when an app wants a bio, but it's weird if you DON'T have a bio. If I had Tinder (I have no online dating apps) it would probably say, I'm an avid reader (who rarely read) enjoy writing (I almost never do it, I try tho 😂) I love swimming (correct) And something about how I'm a Christian (fully ending any chances of me getting with anyone on Tinder) {fun fact i met my gf on tinder}
But my bio for here is different so... here it is 😂
Welcome to the most average and least average girl's bio in the world!! I like spicy food, but not too spicy. I play piano and I'm really good, but I'm also like... not? I'm straight, but I'm not straight (totally straight 😉) I want a boyfriend but I don't want to date. I'm pretty but I'm not super pretty. I'm basic but I'm not basic. I'm contradictory. I'm confusing. I belong in Wonderland. If anyone knows of a drug that takes you to Wonderland, I'll pay you with all the money I have (basically nothing 😂) I'm lazy, but I'm also not. I'm super nice and I hate being mean, but if I need to be, I will slam down the facts with my angry mom voice intact. I can't come up with comebacks though. That's a good skill I wish I had, unfortunately I do not. I'm really outgoing, but I'm also super not outgoing. I like talking to people over the age of 21 and under the age of 15. Everyone else scares me too much.
If you are still reading, you can clearly see I am a very, VERY strange person. So, anyway. Farewell! Also, my name isn't really Vixen 😂😂
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