Present Mic

It's my birthday today :3

GUYS THERE IS A FREE GIVEAWAY FOR PRIDE RINGS, FLAGS, AND PINS. IT COMES DISCREETLY IN A PACKAGE. 
          
          https://pridepalace.lgbt/
          
          It sounds like I'm being sponsored but I'm not lol. I just want to get the word out there before it ends. 

A: Wtf r u doing

I think one of my online friends deleted his account. I can't message him, and when I hit his account it says that it's either gone or for a selective audience. What do I do? 
          
          I'm really sad now ;-;
          
          We were best friendsss
          
          Can someone help meee? 

Ahem-
          
          Ok, so as some of you know, I'm a transgender guy (pronouns are he/him). I've wanted a unique name that not many other people have, but idk any. 
          
          I would preferably want one that starts with a consonant, and maybe sounds more Asian? 
          
          If it helps, I'll post a photo of myself or something to my art book thing :>
          
          So if anyone has any ideas, lemme know. 
          
          I will most probably be super honest, so please don't think I'm mean XD

Thanks for the Follow!~ <3

I just tried to read homestuck
          And oh my god
          It's so confusing
          I- just what
          WHAT IS HAPPENING

Feeling really dysphoric rn
          (I'm transgender ftm btw) 
          
          So if anyone wants to talk... 
          I may be slightly depressing XD
          Oh well
          Go check out the story I posted! It's only gonna be a side project though. 
          
          I also kinda wanna do a face reveal but I look like a 12 year old. 
          
          Judge me, I dare you. 

So what if someone had coffee powers? 
          
          They could turn stuff into coffee
          And make it coffee flavored
          THEIR NAME COULD BE COFFEE
          AND FAVORITE DRINK IS COFFEE
          
          Oh god 
          
          XD I'm tired

Gosh I'm bored as hecc
          
          You know, instead of saying cuss words, just say dinkleberries. It's more fun to say, and it lightens the mood easily. 
          
          'WHAT THE DINKLEBERRIES'
          
          'WHO TOOK THAT BIG DINKLEBERRY IN THE TOILET?'
          
          'YOU ARE BEING A TOTAL DINKLEBERRY RN'
          
          
          tell me this isn't adorable