Pervy Kaito, can you not read

[To ma one and only husbando man, Gakuhoe-nii! I am his shota bitch! He's mine and if you touch him I'll stick a popsicle up your rectum. @Shabablu ]

[Hello one and all and welcome to the official account for PervKaito!]

[Hue hue, that's me ;3]

[This account was made because Admin felt like she needed PervKaito to have more street cred, which he has none of.]

[PervKaito is just regular Kaito, except naked apart from a pantsu instead of boxers, a bottle of vegetable juice in his pants, a scarf and another pantsu on his head. Pantsu are panties if you didn't know.]

[I talk in brackets, and also I fall in love with everything I look at so be warned. I will stick a popsicle up my ass to get attention from senpai.]

[Brother is Worried is my favorite song, yeah I'm a narcissist but I don't really care about opinions. I also like Gigantic O.T.N. and Party Junkie. We can't forget Kurumi*Poncho!]

[I have a part in Admin's "oh so not famous" "Undertale Trash and Shitposting Committee", the part where we talk about hentai. I mean uh--sin. Not hentai... I wish, though.]

[I have every fetish. You cannot make me feel bad about myself. I will make everything weird before you can even think about how to make it weird. I live by Internet Rule No. 34 and I currently have 87 waifus. My dream is to own 69 love hotels and then check out every single room with my dream waifu Gakuhoe-sama. My idol is Kannazuki Kyohei! I won't specify who that is!]

[That is all. Goodbye, perv legion.]

[P.S. The bitch known as Admin is Pinkamena_Is_Best! You can follow her if you want, I don't care, cause I'm not real. HunieCam Studios reference!]