take off your pants and your panties. s h i t o n t h e f l o o r. you gotta get schwifty in here.
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Stories by Delatine
Lars Ulrich's Diary
When Lars Ulrich first moved to America, he was given a few small cardboard-bound journals his mother made to...
Snowy Days and Lonely Nights
Jason and James went to Siberia to go hunting in mid-1997. When they arrived at their cabin, the only heat so...
Little Match Boy
Lars Ulrich was kicked out of Metallica in 1986, altering the history of the band in its entirety. Cliff was...