•Dirty Minded•

*has back to you* 
Oh hello.
*random person taps on shoulder* 
*turns around* 
Oh um wow um hi. ヽ(✿ω✿)ﾉ



（ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ━☆・*。・゜+. °。+ '¨) 　　　　　　　　　.. '¸..*'¨) ¸..*¨) 　　　　　　　　　　(¸..' (¸..' ☆ 
ABRA KADABRA...





LADIES AND GENTLE WATTPADERS!!!
*screams of delight*


IT IS MY PLEASURE TO PRESENT TO YOU!!! 
THE DANCE BATTTTLLLLLEEEE


*i enter the stage*
 ⁽⁽◝(๑꒪່౪̮꒪່๑)◜⁾⁾≡₍₍◞(๑꒪່౪̮꒪່๑)◟₎₎ oh yeah 
*fans scream*

You: ◉_◉

Me: ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ
LOVE MEEEEEE 



I know how you'll love me!! 



ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

ᕦ(Ò_Óˇ)ᕤ

┻━┻ ︵ヽ('Д')ﾉ︵ ┻━┻

Bet you've never seen anyone do that huh? 
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  


You have? 
﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY
(ಥ﹏ಥ)

It's ok I still love you 
♥‿♥
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･
(づ￣ ³￣)づ


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...


(ง'̀-'́)ง
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡











. . . 
Just call me daddy. 
(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)




*starts to violently twerk*
You: 
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

Me: ALL THAT MONEYYY!! I knew you loved me.             | (• ◡•)| 



*my smooth jams come on*

~(˘▾˘~)

(~˘▾˘)~

*Person comes and knocks on door*
We've come here to arrest you for several crimes including unruly fangirling 
* peeks through window*


̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\З= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =Ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿

Me: 
⚆ _ ⚆

WELP!! That's my cue to leave!! 
Kata 
         Kata 
                  Kata 
                            ╚(ಠ_ಠ)=┐

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!! 
 ƈ  ͡ (ुŏ̥̥̥̥ヮŏ̥̥̥̥) ु

*you guys stare*

(╯°□°）╯


I'll see you next time 
٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑)ᵒᵏᵎᵎᵎᵎ
♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ















. . . 





Goodbye

*runs away*
*peeks head around corner*
  Follow me

Big head *winks*

P.S. The young master is ok. We've had lots of fun. °( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)