Ali

I'm not a very good writer but I figure that the more experience that I have the better I will get so here I am.

Things you may or may not want to know about me:
  
  1. I can't spell things correctly to save my life
  2. I have completed exactly one story and it wasn't very good
  3. I have a tendency to not update regularly so if this is going to be a problem I apologize but I have a needy best friend who must be cared for in the same manner as a baby bunny, hourly feedings and altogether way to much hugging for my taste.
  4. I can be a very nice person but I can also be a very mean person so dont simply comment to tell me that I suck, I get plenty of that from my friends.
  5. I'm a total nerd and proud of it! I'm a member of my school's science olympiad team
  6. I hate Beckendorf, they took all of the medals at the Green Hill Science Olympiad Invatational. I really wanted to punch a Beckendorf!
  7.  I recently mastered Yankee Doodle on the guitar so if you notice a strange appearance of that in a story I would like to apologize in advance. Don't think I can't hear you snickering about my musical talent, I'm on to you but unfortunately I won't be able to play amazing things like Hey Joe, Voodoo Chili, and Gold on the ceiling for quite a while so I'm taking my mini victories as they come.

Yes, you can really ask me about the Evil Baby Orphanage. And you should. 

WARNING: people who read my stories sometimes spontainiously combust due to and overload of awesome.

P.S.- of you happen to catch a Beckendorf in the wild, shoot first ask questions later!