I write bad fiction. In poor English.
In all other aspects I'm just like a normal person.

Currently working on: Kind's Kiss

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I do read for reads and critiques but please note that I'm a not a native English speaker.
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NineLizards NineLizards May 15, 2020 08:41PM
In the last few months work has been awfully busy, I had some health setbacks, and the Covid crisis isn't helping much either. Fortunately I finally found the time to read and write again. So I've st...
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Kind's Kiss by NineLizards
Kind's Kiss
Love. Bullets. Wizardry. MISTER KIND IS NOT A NICE PERSON. But neither is his son. I should know. I've kissed...
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W is for Wattpad (and World Domination) by NineLizards
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Cheatsheets! How to get reads! Secrets of fun, barrels of suspense... And how to date Doutzen Kroes! (Or perh...
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The Light Forward (Collection of Short Stories) by NineLizards
The Light Forward (Collection of S...
THE WORLD HAS ENDED. But I'm still there. The flocks of heaven and hordes of hell have clashed, destroying th...
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