I write bad fiction. In poor English.

In all other aspects I'm just like a normal person.

I also (re)build my own kitchen, paint murals, suffer two daughters, work for a technology company, and pay my taxes (unless I can avoid them). I do like gadgets and reading / watching science fiction. I watch an unhealthy amount of 'cult' television series (anything from Supernatural to Fringe to Person of Interest to Farscape.)

Poorly maintained website:

Even worse blog:

Horrible fiction:

If you made it all the way here, and are interested in exchanging beta-reads (me reviewing one of your chapters, and in exchange you review one of mine) then drop me a line!
  • JoinedMarch 4, 2017


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