I write bad fiction. In poor English.

In all other aspects I'm just like a normal person.

I also (re)build my own kitchen, paint murals, suffer two daughters, work for a technology company, and pay my taxes (unless I can avoid them). I do like gadgets and reading / watching science fiction. I watch an unhealthy amount of 'cult' television series (anything from Supernatural to Fringe to Person of Interest to Farscape.)

Poorly maintained website:
http://www.ninelizards.com

Even worse blog:
http://ninelizardsblog.blogspot.nl/

Horrible fiction:
https://www.wattpad.com/user/NineLizards

If you made it all the way here, and are interested in exchanging beta-reads (me reviewing one of your chapters, and in exchange you review one of mine) then drop me a line!
  • JoinedMarch 4, 2017




Stories by NineLizards
Have Hat Will Travel - Extended Edition by NineLizards
Have Hat Will Travel - Extended Edition Science Fiction
THEY CALL HER THE SPACE WITCH. And now they want her dead. Humanity finally made it to the stars. And brought along their technology, their love affairs and their wars. They build empires and found out they were no...
W is for Wattpad (and World Domination) by NineLizards
W is for Wattpad (and World Domination) Random
Cheatsheets! How to get reads! Secrets of fun, barrels of suspense... And how to date Doutzen Kroes! (Or perhaps not.) All of this, and more... On Wattpad.
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