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I'VE PULLED THE BIGGEST ORGANIZED PRANK OF THE WHOLE CENTURY!
So, we have this teacher, who we had class with for 3 hours straight, but she didn't come today. So, the first class, a substitute came to watch over us. Now, this substitute don't know anything about us, and I mean NOTHING about us. Don't know our names, looks, or even have the slightest idea of our lifes. And we were sure as shit taking advantage of It. I have four Friends, that I pulled this prank with. We'll call them; U, R, Y and D. R's my best friend, and a fucking autistic fascist. In case you're asking, we're only 7 in my class, so we can coordinate beyyee. So, what we did, improvised, of course, was. U took Y's name, Y took D's name, and D took U's name. R took my name. Now, at this point of introducting ourselves, standart routine, Im a laughing mess, because she didn't even start to suspect if they're our real names, furthermore, she doesn't even know our names. So, while Im laughing, leaning against the fucking Window, and the teacher asks me why am I laughing, I just can't answer, It would blow my cover, she then asks for my name, and I say the first thing that comes to my genius mind. Mateo Pereira. Now, they introduced themselves, and It was my turn now. I have an (almost) totally functional family, but she didn't even need to know. I made up a whole new being. The others, they exchanged names and backstories, but me? Oh, I was taking this further. This is what I told the teacher: My name is Mateo Pereira, Im 15. My papa left my momma when I was 9, my dream is to become a mechanic, even though my momma owns a mortuary, and Im trans. She bought. Every. Single. Word. When we got out of class, I couldn't hold It with R, and we both almost fell to the ground. All under strange looks of students, who didn't even fanthom of the prank we pulled. Now, that teacher thinks we're mentally ill people, a who laughs at eachother's disgraces and lifes. Now, ain't that the truth?