Guys, don't come for me, I'm going through my Wattpad author lore at the moment. Someone DMed me on Insta asking for an update ( that was cool af, how did you even find me!?!) and I have to list the events of this week and a half in order:
1. Stabbed my foot into a metal bar in the kitchen and couldn't walk.
2. I burned my hand below my thumb while trying to take out the chicken buns I made.
3. I almost fell 5 times the same day and almost hit my head against stuff.
4. I fell over my baby nephew who had escaped the other room and crawled around in the dark.
5. Almost burned myself with tea.
6. Nausea
7. Food Poisoning and diarrhoea
8. Nausea and and sickness
9. I got diagnosed with ADHD
I feel like that one artist on twitter who got bitten by a scorpion and got an eye infection. HELP.