𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚢 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜

Uhh cw for self offing
          
          
          
          
          WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THAT STEVE CASH KHS?!?! DUDE I'M ACTUALLY BAWLING MY EYES OUT OVER THIS RN. TALKING KITTY CAT WAS A STAPLE OF OUR CHILDHOOD

I was playing ping pong in science class and the teacher complimented my reflexes and I almost blurted out "thanks, it's the trauma"

New update out

Woo updated something 

Uhm I'm writing I swear

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          Balls.

I just realized I haven't published my story in a month DW GUYS I'M WORKING ON IT 

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Rip McCafferty pfp 

Sry I haven't been updating, I think the writer's block is back